HOW TO CLIMB

THE HIERACHIAL LADDER TO HEAVEN

  

 

These rules do not apply in any order, but may be used as you feel led.

  1. Remember your position on the ladder is of utmost importance and should be maintained at all times by standing on the heads ‘of the little people’
  2. Question all other ‘callings’ - you received yours directly from God, so yours therefore is unquestionable.
  3. Call all ‘little people’ my brother or my sister, pronounced as those in the movie business who use the ‘darling’! The fact that you forgot their names must never be known.
  4. All those below you on the ladder must be ‘under authority’. If at any time you do not know the people personally that they are ‘under authority’ then that that said authority is invalid. You on the other hand are only answerable to God.
  5. Remember all ‘little people’ are at all times to address those on the ladder with their proper title. E.G. Pastor whatever, or Apostle whatever, or Prophet whatever.  Should any ‘little people’ not comply with these rules they must be disciplined immediately.
  6. No ‘little people’ should be given any opportunity to speak any ‘Words’. They are to far down the ladder to ever hear anything clearly.
  7. Always have more information on the ‘little people’ under you than they have on you. This information may obtained by having a detailed membership form for your establishment.
  8. ‘Little people’ must never be allowed to wander to other meetings. Indoctrination from other establishments must be terminated at all costs: losing ‘little people’ is of small significance to saving the rest.
  9. You are never to give the impression that you are not coping or that you have ever not coped. Anyone on the ladder not coping should be kicked off the ladder immediately.
  10. You are not to encourage ‘little people’ wanting to climb the ladder. Only a few chosen ones will see their potential and enrol them in a program deemed suitable for their calling.
  11. Should you not understand or relate to any of the sentiments in this article, you are to say that those relating to the said article and sentiments are bitter and cynical and far from the revelations you yourself have received. They are therefore so low on the ladder they don’t warrant attention.

  

P.S. THE LADDER IS BROKEN

 

Caron Visser